The Dick Pic Hoodie

Dick Pics. You love taking them. People love getting them. But... what does a dick pic really say about the penis?

There's no reference point to illustrate length and girth. That is until... NOW!

I've taken 10 roughly phallus shaped/sized items (cash, car key, condom, USB battery pack, candy bar, comb, 9V battery, toothbrush, soda can and a ruler) and I placed them around an area fit for a king, or at least a schlong.

Lay the shirt on a flat surface (or person - I don't know how you get down) and place your pecker over the outline. Fluffing not included - you're on your own boys. Then, snap your pic and send it off. It's that simple!

Now... I couldn't fit all 10 items on a t-shirt, so I had to shrink everything... shouldn't be a problem...

This holiday season, give the gift that keeps on giving! A novelty t-shirt that makes your cock look huge in your future dick pics!

Unisex Hoodie

A cozy, no-nonsense hoodie to keep you warm

9-ounce, 50/50 cotton/poly fleece

Air jet yarn for a soft, pill-resistant finish

Two-Ply Hood

Set in Sleeves with rib knit cuffs and waistband

Front Pouch Pocket